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Toddler Talk: The Boobs Edition

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Small one is very curious about bodies at the moment. She only weaned a few weeks ago, so when she pointed sleepily at my boobs the other night, I was expecting something milk related.
Apparently we’ve moved on from there…
Small one:   Mummy got nightmilks!
Me:             Yes.
Small one:   1, 2 nightmilks?
Me:             Yes.
Small one:   3, 4 nightmilks?
Me:             No. Just 2 darling.
Small one:   23 nightmilks?

Me:             No. Just 2.

Small one:   Sister got nightmilks?

Me:             Yes. Sister has nightmilks.

Small one:   Grandma has nightmilks?

Me:             Yes. Grandma has nightmilks.

Small one:   Daddy haven’t got nightmilks?

Me:             No. Daddy hasn’t got nightmilks. Daddy is a man.

Small one:   Daddy not have nightmilks. Daddy has JESS DOGGY!

He’s really not that hairy!

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